Saturday, October 1, 2016
Friday, September 30, 2016
Thursday, September 22, 2016
Tuesday, September 20, 2016
Thursday, September 1, 2016
Wednesday, August 24, 2016
Tuesday, August 23, 2016
When The Leads Blow Wind
When the Wind Blows by James Patterson
A Rocky Mountain vet and an FBI agent spot a little girl with wings who is part of an experiment from an illegal laboratory. The book had potential but it all fell apart in the middle. It turned into a pitiful romance that every "story for women" novelist writes and people sop it up. Sure, she's a physically strong woman but she's still weak in the presence of a male. Why is it when females lose their male significant other, they are immediately thirsty for another and write it off as loneliness and comfort sex? I mean to each his own but in my experience when you lose someone you cared about, you are hesitant to get into another relationship. You second guess yourself even when you want to move on. I would have loved to see what happens to the evil laboratory but I cannot stand the main characters enough. It probably ends happily, the villains either die or are arrested, both protagonists survive, and the children are freed, maybe even adopted by the new couple.
Ick, mushy (unrealistic) stuff
Monday, August 22, 2016
Saturday, August 20, 2016
Friday, August 19, 2016
Sunday, August 14, 2016
Saturday, August 13, 2016
Friday, August 12, 2016
Thursday, August 11, 2016
Wednesday, August 10, 2016
Five Nights at Freddy's: The Silver Eyes
How can I describe my feelings on Five Nights at Freddy's? Many people
think the series is dumb, not scary, overrated, and milked for all it is
worth. They are entitled to be wrong. I have loved every aspect of the
series from the games to the hidden lore. They have terrified me,
stumped me, mystified me with what is really going on, and I developed
an obsession with The Game Theorist and his also endless quest for
knowledge about the truth of the game. How surprised I was that Scott
Cawthon had co-written a book about his bear and his bunny, chicken, and
fox friends.
The anticipation for getting this book was like waiting for the last piece of a cosplay to come in the mail after its delivery date had passed. I requested it through the library but rather than having Mikey pick it up while he was at work, I asked to have it sent to our nearest branch in Northwood so I could pick it up as soon as it arrived. The kids in the neighborhood could not wait for it to arrive either. After nearly a month, it still had not arrived, so I bought the damn thing and the postman delivered it in two days. It was a cool day outside and my responsibilities were about to be shoved aside for an afternoon on the porch, engulfed in Freddy Fazbear fandom. I put Khaleesi on her lead, pushed Zombie outside, got a towel to sit on and some tea to drink, and opened up the crisp pages of my new novel...
There was a point in the last
fourth of the book that I was getting chills from the words forming
those all-too-familiar images of our favorite animatronics going after
the kiddies. It is not something that happens often when I am reading.
Kudos to that.
Except for Jason, a character five years younger than the rest of the group, it was hard to distinguish between each character, even Charlie. Each had one or two lines that made them distinct but everyone was the exact same person in my mind save for those small glimmers of personality at some point.
It
seems as if Cawthon had his ideas fleshed out and the other author
and/or the editor believed Twilight was a classic piece to be mimicked
in style and finesse minus the vampires and unhealthy relationships.
Do not buy this book. Get it from the library if you are so keen to read it, but it would be best to get spoilers from someone who braved through it. Be prepared to march through a good amount of fluff before getting to the story and write down who is who.
The anticipation for getting this book was like waiting for the last piece of a cosplay to come in the mail after its delivery date had passed. I requested it through the library but rather than having Mikey pick it up while he was at work, I asked to have it sent to our nearest branch in Northwood so I could pick it up as soon as it arrived. The kids in the neighborhood could not wait for it to arrive either. After nearly a month, it still had not arrived, so I bought the damn thing and the postman delivered it in two days. It was a cool day outside and my responsibilities were about to be shoved aside for an afternoon on the porch, engulfed in Freddy Fazbear fandom. I put Khaleesi on her lead, pushed Zombie outside, got a towel to sit on and some tea to drink, and opened up the crisp pages of my new novel...
...to find double spaced pages. Now I am not
saying every bad novel is double spaced. It is a tactic used by editors
to sell the book at a higher price, but double spaced paragraphs are not
for reading. We double space so we can edit and proofread. No matter, I thought to myself. A little extra effort on my part but this is FNAF! That makes up for it!
Let's
start with the good. The story, once it gets going, is definitely
something Scott Cawthon wrote. Our main character is 17 year old
Charlotte (Charlie) who is the daughter of Freddy Fazbear's creator. She
is traveling back to her home town of Hurricane for a 10 year
anniversary/memorial of the death of Michael, one of the children
kidnapped at Freddy's. She meets up with peers she went to school with
and who remember Freddy's. They sneak into the old Freddy building a few
times, stuff happens.
As I mentioned before, it takes the
book awhile to get going. About four chapters. The only reasons I stuck
with it were because I wanted to experience the entire series and leave
no stone unturned and I had bought the book, I might as well finish it
before handing it to one of the neighbor kids to read and pass to his
friends as I did him. Charlie and the others could have gotten to
Freddy's in the first chapter. There is also very little lore in the
book besides what happened to Charlie's father and who committed the
murders, which MatPat covers in his predictions for the upcoming game,
Sister Location.
Except for Jason, a character five years younger than the rest of the group, it was hard to distinguish between each character, even Charlie. Each had one or two lines that made them distinct but everyone was the exact same person in my mind save for those small glimmers of personality at some point.
Do not buy this book. Get it from the library if you are so keen to read it, but it would be best to get spoilers from someone who braved through it. Be prepared to march through a good amount of fluff before getting to the story and write down who is who.
Monday, August 1, 2016
Sunday, July 31, 2016
Tuesday, July 26, 2016
I'm Back Bitches!
Time for another go at this blogging thing. This time, don't expect too many pictures. It takes forever to get them set up
There is so much to catch up on yet not much at all. I bought an African Griffin mantis, named it Pico, and it lasted about halfway through its life cycle before getting Black Death. One of the neighbor kids found a bigger one. We named it Mico, and it is thriving. It has already shed once and he loves to walk on hands. I cannot believe I can allow a mantis to walk on my hands. He's so adorable and I just love him.
Mikey and I started another LP channel called Extra Lives Gaming. The fact that there are other things called that makes me apprehensive but Mikey still likes the name and so do I. I just hope no one thinks we are trying to steal their thunder. Maybe we should come up with a different name while the channel is still new? Our first video is up now and we should have a new one every Thursday or so:
Once again, I will try to write every few days but I imagine most of it is going to be snippets of sociopolitical junk I need to comment on.
There is so much to catch up on yet not much at all. I bought an African Griffin mantis, named it Pico, and it lasted about halfway through its life cycle before getting Black Death. One of the neighbor kids found a bigger one. We named it Mico, and it is thriving. It has already shed once and he loves to walk on hands. I cannot believe I can allow a mantis to walk on my hands. He's so adorable and I just love him.
Mikey and I started another LP channel called Extra Lives Gaming. The fact that there are other things called that makes me apprehensive but Mikey still likes the name and so do I. I just hope no one thinks we are trying to steal their thunder. Maybe we should come up with a different name while the channel is still new? Our first video is up now and we should have a new one every Thursday or so:
Once again, I will try to write every few days but I imagine most of it is going to be snippets of sociopolitical junk I need to comment on.
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