The anticipation for getting this book was like waiting for the last piece of a cosplay to come in the mail after its delivery date had passed. I requested it through the library but rather than having Mikey pick it up while he was at work, I asked to have it sent to our nearest branch in Northwood so I could pick it up as soon as it arrived. The kids in the neighborhood could not wait for it to arrive either. After nearly a month, it still had not arrived, so I bought the damn thing and the postman delivered it in two days. It was a cool day outside and my responsibilities were about to be shoved aside for an afternoon on the porch, engulfed in Freddy Fazbear fandom. I put Khaleesi on her lead, pushed Zombie outside, got a towel to sit on and some tea to drink, and opened up the crisp pages of my new novel...
...to find double spaced pages. Now I am not
saying every bad novel is double spaced. It is a tactic used by editors
to sell the book at a higher price, but double spaced paragraphs are not
for reading. We double space so we can edit and proofread. No matter, I thought to myself. A little extra effort on my part but this is FNAF! That makes up for it!
Let's
start with the good. The story, once it gets going, is definitely
something Scott Cawthon wrote. Our main character is 17 year old
Charlotte (Charlie) who is the daughter of Freddy Fazbear's creator. She
is traveling back to her home town of Hurricane for a 10 year
anniversary/memorial of the death of Michael, one of the children
kidnapped at Freddy's. She meets up with peers she went to school with
and who remember Freddy's. They sneak into the old Freddy building a few
times, stuff happens.
As I mentioned before, it takes the
book awhile to get going. About four chapters. The only reasons I stuck
with it were because I wanted to experience the entire series and leave
no stone unturned and I had bought the book, I might as well finish it
before handing it to one of the neighbor kids to read and pass to his
friends as I did him. Charlie and the others could have gotten to
Freddy's in the first chapter. There is also very little lore in the
book besides what happened to Charlie's father and who committed the
murders, which MatPat covers in his predictions for the upcoming game,
Sister Location.
Except for Jason, a character five years younger than the rest of the group, it was hard to distinguish between each character, even Charlie. Each had one or two lines that made them distinct but everyone was the exact same person in my mind save for those small glimmers of personality at some point.
Do not buy this book. Get it from the library if you are so keen to read it, but it would be best to get spoilers from someone who braved through it. Be prepared to march through a good amount of fluff before getting to the story and write down who is who.
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